Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly

Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack

by anonymous October 7, 2020

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Sewer Spit

The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.

There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.

by Tang0 Charl1e January 7, 2018

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Spit

To spit is to take phlegm and saliva out of your mouth and forcefully blast it out of your mouth.

Honey, could you spit on your penis to lubricate for intercource?

by Scrotumscratcher50 March 12, 2025

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lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

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