Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 15, 2010

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 12, 2016

anti speed

opposite of speed, a depressant

me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?

by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021

sanik speed

Sanic speed is a super fast something.

Person 1#: Damn, he has that sanik speed!

by Tehonanonlicliq March 01, 2017

speed worm

An infant that won't stop squirming and wiggling to get where they want to go.

Baby Nina is a savage and won't stop trying to get across the floor. She's a speed worm.

by Jfeet August 09, 2021

shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.

"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"

by bahnburner December 03, 2006

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 13, 2024