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Sloth

A person who climbs onto someones wood slowly due to them doing better.
Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.

Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
by "GXD" July 27, 2019
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smooth

Super chill.

Tell people that you’re smooth and everyone will respect you.
1: Hey do you know Jake?

2: oh yeah he’s real smooth.

OR
1: “HEY YO IM SMOOTH”
by Magmalavamonstercoolkid August 14, 2019
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Sloth

by itzNSTnga September 21, 2019
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Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019
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Sloth

Sloths are amazing animals there slowness makes them even more cuter and honestly there my favourite creature
by The three vloggers November 16, 2019
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Smooth

No matter how rough somebody tries to look or convince people they are, if they've never spilled any condiments on their clothes, they're a little too smooth and charming to trust, and their definition of human spirit is bullshit.
The smooth guy/girl made many public appearances at parties or on tv shows, but never wearing any of their food.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2019
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Sloth

Your a fucking sloth.
by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019
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