Šema njemica

A religion started by the class of IX.3 which evolves around their glorious german teacher Marijana(dojčerica) aka. Their goddess. This is the most powerful religion which has 21 kiddos from the class as believers for now. Their saint book is lernen und spielen 4. Some of the saint word prayers are ex. “Poštovanje+znanje=dobra ocjena” , “red,rad i disciplina”

And the saint word we say after every prayer is Achtung!
And our moto is Dojč je život!
And they also do their saint move called trzni.
And also say Ju snič, Ju litl bič.
And the leader of thair praying group is Leona aka Đžole
They also stan the best ship aka Delena and Damon Salvatore in general.
We hope you consider joining our religion and becoming one of us - a Čoban and a part of the Neradnička klasa.
For more info contact us at š[e-mail]
Achtung!

I am totally a Šema njemica follower gurl.
Anja adores Šema njemica

by Delenaandsemanjemica October 9, 2018

semure

semure is a very sexy cute smart girl with a lovely smile with cute big cheeks, she makes everyone smile and she is a tiny little baby girl, but she is dangerous if you make her angery so watch out!

“omg that semure she is so cute”
“I love her cheeks”
“she is so cute but dangerous”

by OVOKSY October 25, 2018

semlite

Used among students or people when some thing goes soo bad that they have to repeat it again from the beginning

Student 1:How was your exam?
Stueent 2:semlite bro!

by naive November 23, 2018

Semen

Something that is a fluid in a man that may contain sperm, which can impregnate a woman. Boys get it around the ages of 10.

I accidentally fucked her also might and I used my semen. She got pregnant from me. Fuck!

by nerdboy December 26, 2018

šemso

A Tall, very handsome, european male known and loved by everyone he comes in contact with. Many people love and Cherish every moment they Get with šemso. Many would love to become just Like šemso. Very funny, charasmatic, romantic, sensational man that Many find to be one of a kind and unique in his own wonderful way. Be more Like šemso.

Wow Look at šemso he’s So Tall and handsome. I love šemso!

by Balkan boy December 27, 2018

semai

Semai is a beautiful, kind, funny soul. She can always make you smile and has great hair. She is very smart and loves to have fun! Keep her by your side because she’s a real one.

Drake: dude that girl has great hair
Josh: yeah that’s a semai

by Silver queen February 4, 2019

Semenemia

Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.

Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!

by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019