Second Hand Man

Using your other hand to masturbate (fap, jerk off, ect...)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.

Guy: Bro, I've got serious Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I'll be depending on my Second Hand Man tonight.

by suskygirl August 22, 2011

the 6 second rule

Basically this rule states that you have to take a shit within 6 seconds. If it takes you any longer than 6 seconds, it's considered a bad day. So you better start pushin!

Whenever I'm on the phone with my friend I use the 6 second rule so she doesn't have to wait very long.

by EmAlinator October 6, 2010

3 Second Rule

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour

by Checken April 15, 2008

Second guess

To guess.

Utterly pointless use of the word "second" to convey no additional meaning but with the intention of appearing more intelligent than in fact. Much beloved of political reporters. See also Anytime soon.

The Tories are trying to second guess what UKIP will have as the main plank of their Euro-election manifesto.

by Global Reach My 4rse January 13, 2014

10 second toke

Originating in Oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke. The struggling toker is forced by tradition to catch up by inhaling for ten seconds and holding it in as long as he can. The ten second toke applies to sober/first time smokers.

Cameron: Man, I could definately be more fucked
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!

by Kain, Chronnie January 6, 2008

grab a handful of second

The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.

"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"

by michaelbolton1 August 26, 2009

5 second rule

When one accidently drops food, not held in a container or wrapper, on the ground. The rule states that if you pick it up within 5 seconds, it won't be contaminated. There is also a '10 second rule' variation. Unfortunately, both rules are urban legends -- The speed with which you can pick the food article back up has no bearing on whether it may receive germs.

Person A: "Crap, dropped a cookie."
Person B: "5 second rule!!"
Person A scrambles to pick up food article

by Ryan Thompson July 9, 2004