satanmart

a nickname for walmart for those of us who shop there for the prices but hate it.

I was at satanmart the other day & saved $30.

by crysnyx July 7, 2011

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Satanography

The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.

The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

satanic dick storm

Upon satanic ritual, a storm in which the sky gets dark and flaming dicks pour from the clouds.

The toothless meth heads had third degree burns on their mouths from the satanic dick storm.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Satanic Blast

When you fart so loud your friend thinks they just heard the roar of satan

*fart* oh baby, did you hear that satanic blast John

by Undatedshrimp June 10, 2016

satanicmanipulations

A veteran roblox pedophile who grooms underage girls via discord and takes them to roblox sex games to play around with them.Is also known for roleplaying in DM's. When he starts screaming "BLOOD BLOOD" just know your life is being threatened and you should leave any chats you share with him.

Satanicmanipulations is back at it again!

by experiencedxd12 March 22, 2020

Satanry

Evil fuckery or actual satanism

This is downright fucking satanry whats transpiring here right now.

by Pushfart June 10, 2020