salty bill

a loser, one who is likely a new york rangers fan, acts in a way of a clown and a sore loser.

Bills not himself after the islanders beat the rangers, he was being a salty bill.

by Jaysav April 21, 2018

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Salty Doggo

A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes

Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo

Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*

Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*

by Zenzy December 26, 2019

salty grape

Eating a "Salty grape" shows how salty one other person is and "butthurt" which is usually used to tilt or fuck with other people

Men: YO GET DESTROYED IN BASKETBALL 60 POINTS IN THE FIRST QUATER
Men 2: THATS CUZ MY TEAM IS BAD
Men: only salty grapes man

by Derpyried February 15, 2018

salty milkshake

When somebody dips French fries into milkshake

Oh my god, Donna is having a salty milkshake at McDonalds

by Jfgbofs April 22, 2017

Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.

Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

salty fuck

when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration

like this one

"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"

by don't look up here January 4, 2019