San Francisco Papaya 

When a Mexican dude tears up some guy's ass so hard it looks like he just cut a papaya.

Wow. Look at that guy across the street. I bet he just got San Francisco Papaya'd

San Francisco Papaya by papayacutter July 12, 2009

San Francisco Microwave 

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.

"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

San Francisco Microwave by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011

san francisco traffic jam 

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

san francisco traffic jam by blane green January 30, 2014

San Francisco 

A horrible city filled with overly liberal people in which everything is crammed way too close together. It is a dismal, dirty city in which over 700,000 unlucky people live. One can find strange people on every street corner along with potentially nice people who don't speak a single word of English. People who live in the city often go weeks without seeing trees, fields, or anything natural. Nancy Pelosi is from San Francisco: That's all I really need to say about the city.

I live in Half Moon Bay and its hard to believe such a wonderful little town could be 15 miles away from such an awful place like San Francisco.

San Francisco by SerraPadre07 December 10, 2008

san jose 

the city in the bay area which killed the south bay music scene because of faggots who insist on starting shit at every south bay venue

san jose kids think hardcore is about proving who can injure the most non-san jose in the pit

san jose by fuck san jose January 12, 2008

San Diego 

Spanish for a "whale's vagina"

Dis you see that San Diego on the Moutain Dew commercial

San Diego by Chase C June 6, 2005

San Francisco Treat

Similar to the Houdini. When doing your girlfriend doggie-style, you switch out with your buddy. Now, instead of heading outside to wave to your gf, you turn around and stick it in your buddy's ass. Since everyone in SF is either openly or a closet homo, this is a treat for everyone!

Switch dude! Surprise, you just got the San Francisco Treat!

San Francisco Treat by norcalsrt March 28, 2009