Rub Smokies

Rubbing smokies is an act of endearment between two heterosexual male friends. Similar to an eskimo kiss but with their penises.

Dude, that was a thoughtful Xmas gift you got me. We should rub smokies later.

by Hmilltone December 21, 2023

built-in back-rub reimbursement

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021