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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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royal dupe

to dupe someone off the interwebs.

also see "dupe" or "pwnt"

usually used after someone is POTR or just Pwnt into silence.
"man that guy lagged out"
"thats teh royal dupage goin on"
"yeah man. buttsecks?"
"nah man, just teh royal dupe"
by hotsecks123 July 30, 2007
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Alaska royall

A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me
by Laken Wallace March 21, 2019
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Clash Royale

A game released by Supercell in 2016, this game consists of some of the most annoying players in the history of gaming who always use Lumberloon, X-Bow Tesla, Lavaloon, Ebarbs Rage etc.
I smashed my phone because I dropped to Challenger One in Clash royale.
by Mad Master QR May 13, 2022
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Bounce Royale

The best game ever made. It can be found on Scratch if you search "Bounce Royale"
Nobody dislikes this game.
It is perfection.
GOTY 2020.
Have you heard about Bounce Royale?
Of course! I have 15,000 hours on Bounce Royale, the best game in existence!
by thelizard876 February 27, 2024
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Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
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The Royal Liberty

oh you mean The Royal Liberty that school is kinda cringe ngl
by THE EGG EATER September 29, 2021
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