River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment

Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was

by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.

Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.

by ohyouknow123321 January 12, 2024

River

Dark Impulsivity.

“River Has His Dark Inplusr

by Z3nDr1v3 November 20, 2021

River Bro

The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.

Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.

by OGRiverBro June 28, 2018