rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

by b0mba September 21, 2020

phone rape

When A girl keeps a guy on the phone for an extended amount of time.

Sara phone raped trevor all night.

by not Josh October 4, 2005

Retail-rape

The act of being coerced by salespersons into purchasing something that one does not actually want, or can not afford; generally occurs in high-end department stores.

"Girl, that bitch at Nordstrom's totally retail-raped you. You'd best return that heinous bag."

by ihatechoosingusernames May 1, 2009

cuddle rape

The act of forced cuddling upon an unwilling participant.

"Whenever I'm watching TV with Kelly she always ends up cuddling with me even though I don't want to. I feel like I'm being raped! I'm totally a victim of cuddle rape."

by Meg L. February 6, 2009

Kobe Rape

verb, engaging in consensual sexual intercorse, then during the act one or more parties involved states that he or she would not like to continue in sexual activity, and one or more parties involved does not respect the wishes of the previous stated party to stop.

Big Ben is being accused of Kobe Rape not real rape.

by 1988 World Champs November 30, 2009

Rape apologist

1. A person who defends acts of rape, usually by claiming that rape is not a serious crime or that people do not need to give consent to sex.

2. (informal) Any person who suggests that women may be able to take precautions to reduce their chances of being raped, such as carrying a concealed weapon for self defense or avoiding places where crime is likely while alone at night.

"This crazy bitch called me a rape apologist when I wrote an article about how people can stay safe on a night out"

by Speedyblupi June 26, 2016

nasal rape

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice

person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped

by noserape April 26, 2010