queef magnet

The amricans way of calling a person a wanker

that dudes a fucking queef magnet.

by Alex Barra February 22, 2011

queef caddle

The act of a farmers cows grazing on the prairie with syptoms of farts forming from the vaginal area (see queef)

Farmer- " boy I rekon one day u will be able to have a queef caddle just like ur papa"
Boy- " yaa pops I want to follow in ur footsteps"

by the dusty foot philoSipher January 23, 2009

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 3, 2005

brain queef

We all know what a brain fart is, right?

Well, then just use your imagination!

Did you see that? She just had a brain queef!

by Klaatu_347 May 5, 2007

reef queef

Some person who acts completely retarded. or a person who just got a new hair cut and looks rediculous. a complete and utter moron.

dude raymond is a total reef queef.
Adam looks like a reef queef with his hair cut!

by weathster April 21, 2006

queef glove

when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.

My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets

by queef sucker November 19, 2006

bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis

I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.

by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011