witty & pretty

facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...

not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter

you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....

Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D

by witty1pretty2 June 17, 2012

magazine pretty

A level of beauty attained by a woman on any given day that would qualify her to be in a fashion magazine.

My wife is always beautiful,attractive, or cute but today she was dressed so well she was magazine pretty.

by DubMaKowski December 6, 2011

Pretty Princess Games

The immature games that over privileged girls play because they either have daddy issues or want attention from anyone that will give it to them.

Bekah is an expert at pretty princess games and will lie about anything to get her way

by Shiftytate808 July 17, 2011

Frog pretty

Frog pretty is someone who had big gorgeous eyes and a round face with chubby cheeks.

Example: “oh wow she’s so cute she looks like a frog plushie she must be frog pretty💖🥰”

by Anneleise May 20, 2023

Pretty

SW <3

“You are pretty”

by Cloudyntlsrday June 5, 2023

Pretty Swell

Edd Gould’s favorite phrase. It means extremely good.

It’s pretty swell!

by winnietheyankovic June 9, 2023

Pretty Car

a guy who is not that attractive but his car is so it makes him more attractive to some people

Carter is a pretty car!

by wc_delulu June 11, 2023