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live porn

porn that is not on film but is performed live before audience in a night club ect.
are you going with John to see live porn?
by Deep blue 2012 October 9, 2009
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summer of porn

The summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous pornographic films together just for shits and giggles. This activity would usually take place in Lula and Nacho's family room after an Albertson's run for cookies or at Nicole's house over spinach dip.

Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
"Hey Luli, since this is summer of porn are we watching Emmanuelle tonight?"

"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""

"Great! pass the cookies"
by topdrawer01 March 21, 2007
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Porn Residue

The leftover pop up porn ads that are left behind your main browser after a stroke sesh.
JAKE!!! Keep your dick in your pants boy. I'm getting tired of seeing all this porn residue every time I get on the computer.
by Pierre2010 April 18, 2010
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Porn Gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
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death porn

Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.

A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
by sj0r May 23, 2006
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Porn Roll

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of porn. Derived from Rick Rolling.
Damn, that movie trailer I wanted to see actually redirected me to "Big Ass Blonds 4". I just got Porn Rolled.
by You Just Got Porn Rolled December 24, 2009
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Porn Mining

1) The ceaseless activity of looking through porn sites for someone or something that you haven't seen yet.

2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.
I was up late porn mining.

He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.
by P Phunky Phat January 9, 2009
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