Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010
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Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.
by JYKowalski May 07, 2025
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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Ty's pool

I lost my virginity in Ty's pool.
by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020
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Poppy Pool

When you play a game of pool with a cat on the pool table. You aren't allowed to move the cat and if the cat moves the balls you have to play it where it lands. All other rules apply.
"I can't make my shot with Poppy sitting in front of the pocket" "that's just the rules of Poppy pool"
by Dilophasaurus November 07, 2024
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drowning in pools

The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers
Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.
by Am3ricanSniper December 09, 2020
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Drain the Pool

Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!
by bean, trivia queen June 18, 2017
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