Teacup Pigging

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.

by Bmason12 October 29, 2012

Goofy Pig

a strong name used when someone is cheeks at siege

Nicholas: *dies in siege*
Chinney: “Your a goofy pig!”

by ZaBWGchinney November 21, 2021

Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

Capitalist pig

Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.

In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"

by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023

Gupta Pig

A brown person who believes they are superior to everyone else and also has a disease where they try and negotiate the price of everything.

Hank: Did you see that Gupta Pig at the grocery store trying to negotiate the price of hamster pellets?

Donnie: Yeah Gupta Pigs typically eat rodent pellets as a main source of food.

by thanksyourwelcome June 19, 2019