nerd pants 

pants that are too short. they're not capris, but they're not long pants either. they are annoying. they go up to your ankles, and usually only nerds wear them.

That boy's nerd pants are so annoying!

nerd pants by 7upchickenduck January 24, 2010

sick in the pants

1. diarrhea
2. an unexpected anal lahar

Aaron's night of partying with the cheerleader was cut short when he became sick in the pants.

sick in the pants by Stu J. July 28, 2007

Through The Pants 

Through the pants (or TTP), was a phrase coined during the initial rise of Halo 2 multiplayer. “Through the pants” implies that your opponent just got raped to such a severe and embarrassing extend that the removal of pants was not required, for either party present during the commission of said rapeage.

“Curtis, can you see me teabagging your corpse? I know you like it, all rough like this. Through the pants!”

“TTP, you suck!”

Through The Pants by LeonardWashington January 23, 2013

baggy-pants 

an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.

sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"

sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"

baggy-pants by obi1666 February 19, 2003

You make me happy in my pants 

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

You make me happy in my pants by PolDak July 12, 2006

shitted pants 

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

shitted pants by tirtle July 13, 2016

ink in my pants 

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

ink in my pants by Shiho May 31, 2006