by SHUFFLEDOG420 September 28, 2021

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013

A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.
by sidonsjuicytiddies June 24, 2023

Noun
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023

When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
by spa1645 February 10, 2015

I think girls are pretty but I don't know if I'm feeling sexual attraction or just aesthetic. I can't tell if I'm an ace yet. I'm shuffled.
by ThePipYay November 8, 2021
