Bag of dicks

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.

this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

bawl-bag

a woman who cries a lot

(woman starts crying))Aren't i just an 'ole bawl-bag?? (boo-hoo!!)
from "The Notebook" Allies's mother taking about her summer from 25 years ago, 1h33m

by PV Person August 6, 2014

tee bag

When a male hovers over one's mouth and dips testicles into mouth.

I tee bagged this freak yesterday on the plane.

by Jesse James February 15, 2005

Mush Bag

used to insult someone who is an idiot and brains gone to much because of repeated drug use.

Yo, that jeff piercey is a fuckin mush bag

by Steve Thornhill January 22, 2008

Who-Bag

1. Extreme whore
2. Extreme Douche Bag

All girls named Vanessa are Who-Bags

by DBC123 September 8, 2009

turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

by LEOGEO October 16, 2009