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God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.
God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.
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Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.
OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.
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He loves you more than you’ll ever know.
The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.
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Wow Owen Lockwood, the god, what a hottie
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Guy: Do you believe in god?

Girl: Yes, of course I believe in harry styles.
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A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.
At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!
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This depends if ur religion
God is a lord to catholic’s
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