God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019

God

What religious people believe, not an atheist

A word that should reach 1,000 definitions

Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist

Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!

by epic!pewds! May 25, 2020

God

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018

God

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

by numbuh5 June 27, 2019

God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.

Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?

by sirdefenition June 1, 2017

god

harry styles

Guy: Do you believe in god?

Girl: Yes, of course I believe in harry styles.

by hrrystyles April 7, 2022

God

This depends if ur religion

God is a lord to catholic’s

by Tellytubbie pie November 27, 2019