polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
mugGet the polish your own pedestalmug.
Did you get it!? No?
Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
mugGet the A manifestation of your own mindmug.

SOMEHOW OWNED

small brother: how did you do that?
big brother: somehow owned
by the elite god February 25, 2021
mugGet the SOMEHOW OWNEDmug.
A phrase used by a person who has a sense of independence or determination to follow one's own path or preferences but 99% percent of the time he doing it because he wanna look sigma.
At the Soccer Pitch:
Teammate 1: Oi, Pass the ball!
Guy: nah , imma do my own ting
*shoots and misses*
Teammate 1: GET OU-
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
mugGet the nah , imma do my own tingmug.

Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese June 2, 2016
mugGet the Per-ownedmug.
An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
mugGet the You do not have enough brains to tan your own hidemug.

Fukin Owned

Jim- dude I just took a shit like a boss.

James- wowo dude, u Fukin Owned that literal shit.
by Mydudewowie November 6, 2018
mugGet the Fukin Ownedmug.

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