apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel

Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.

by ddude119 October 18, 2011

Dark Noob

Dark Noob is a NEEEEEEERDD insane adventure doo doo
marcos no espacing now

Person 1: you know who Dark Noob is?
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD

by RealDark_NoobYT April 27, 2022

Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.

Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.

by The Metal King October 11, 2016

Intervention Noob

Someone who creates a alt account only to use the level one intervention.

Intervention noobs are better than BFG kids.

by Melvin27 September 30, 2018

NOOB HAHA

when someone tell you “NOOB HAHA” that means (depends if your in a game) YOU ARE BAD AT THE GAME but if IN irl YOU ARE BAD AT LIFE (or the person who’s saying it is really toxic/ jealous)

YOU ARE A LIL NOOB HAHA XD NOOBY NOOB NOOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STUPID NOOBBBBB

by Yumi lol July 27, 2021

Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.

If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob

by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018

Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021