Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."

by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 13, 2024

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.

The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.

by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

Load the pipe

Pack ganja doobie into bong bowl piece paraphernalia.

Do you want to load the pipe before we leave ?

by Jasminejones January 20, 2024

Full Loading

The act of having sex with a girl who has to take a huge dump

"I can't squirt unless Im full loading"

by DrZayas January 4, 2019

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014