salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016

Salt curry

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.

never hang around someone in this state.

friend1: piss off you fat twat

friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!

If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.

by bazingalover February 8, 2024

The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex

Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong

by Oh honey no May 11, 2019

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt lake city

the funniest nickname for a vagina!

"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me?
Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"

by salt lake city enjoyer November 7, 2021

Salt shakered

When a women pokes holes into in a unsuspecting man condoms

Did you hear Jim having a kid . Yeah he got salt shakered .

by Palabras y más allá May 23, 2018

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023