morning forest

morning wood, to the extreme

morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest!

by [christy] December 26, 2008

morning sun

The bright light comming from the sky that blinds you in your intoxicated state when you realize you stayed up way too late.

I hate comming out of a bar to the morning sun at 6am

by malc0lm January 7, 2009

Morning Hug

When the person next to you in bed farts on your first thing in the morning.

He gave me a morning hug right after the alarm went off. It was gross!

by Fat Rexy January 7, 2008

Angel of the Morning

A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.

Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"

Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."

Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"

Mitch: "Quite."

Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."

by rondefebo November 29, 2011

Good Mythical Morning

A shitty show made by two somehow-famous dickheads where they talk for 20 minutes which is extremely boring. They don't deserve their fame and it's annoying when people say they're great when all they do is ramble in un-interesting videos

what's good mythical morning? a boring show that people like for some reason

by thatpenguinguy April 8, 2015

morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

morning wood

a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.

My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.

by Hung And Proud September 14, 2006