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Trash Monster

1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.

2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.
Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.
by Soulful_Gingee December 23, 2018
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Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011
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Money monster

Think twice about her, she's a money monster
by Acwao32 October 17, 2018
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Panty Monster

A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.
Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.
by Manbazooka April 30, 2010
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cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!
by sickbeats June 3, 2007
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Cuck Monster

The act of letting any man bang your old lady and you collect all the cum with your mouth.
Carl Kluge is such a fuckin cuck monster
by Ravish12 December 9, 2017
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Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
by crazygirl! June 21, 2009
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