Monster Smash

Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard

"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."

by Sush God October 11, 2016

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

Money monster

Women who use men

Think twice about her, she's a money monster

by Acwao32 October 17, 2018

Panty Monster

A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.

Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.

by Manbazooka April 30, 2010

slug monster

i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.

1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".

2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.

by Kade/Sarah February 18, 2008

honey-monster

a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)

Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!

by Johnny B March 14, 2004