commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017

Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.

Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day

by Meat-Cake master February 14, 2023

Meat Maiden

Female Butcher.

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?

by Soldaat May 2, 2009

Meat boge

One United States dollar

Hey can I buy some reef? I've got twenty meat boges.

by RustyJim420 May 23, 2018

Meat dungeon

A dirty, nasty vagina.

I marinated my tube steak in her meat dungeon last night, it was terrible.

by Johno Salazar March 23, 2016

Les Meats

Translation: The meats

Yo, I'm gonna go get les meats
"Yo, im gonna go get the meat"
Used if you want to get some meat or to retrieve an object that isnt necesarily meat.

by DrDomDom April 26, 2006