Bubbly, funny, and naturally easy to be around. Smart, intelligent, and genuinely brilliant—but never showy about it. He thinks for himself, not a follower, always the captain of his own thoughts. A good listener and a solid friend you can rely on. Rare in the best way. Overthinks sometimes, but that’s okay.
He handled the situation in a very Maria Sam way—calm, thoughtful, funny at the right moment, and completely his own person
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Get the maria effect mug.Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
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also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
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