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loser girlfriend

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.
i feel bad that he has a loser girlfriend, must be draining.
by ars3n1c February 3, 2024
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situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.
Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.
by Jósh January 12, 2024
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loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.
Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."
by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023
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Loser

1. S/he with the least expectation of themselves & their day. 2. Distinguished by their lack of; merit; progress; growth; rewards. 3. Satisfied with not doing their ultimate best/ actualising their truest potential therefore existing in the steady decline of their competencies. 4. Epitome of someone who is “Not good enough
Onai says she will b come one of the greatest ever but her habits are poor & mediocre. Her lack of results, rewards & recognition prove that Onai is a loser
by Brenda Fassie August 5, 2022
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loser clout

similar to clout, it's the skill set and/or experience shown to prove that you, in fact, are a complete fucking loser. primary example is video gaming.
Ted: yo dude congrats on hitting 2k hours in gmod! that's some serious loser clout if i've ever seen it
by brokemachinebroke May 10, 2019
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Loser

by anonymous November 7, 2020
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Loserant

A parent who lost their child or children
Loserant: I lost my child

Friend: you're Loserant
by Oxford editor November 18, 2019
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