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cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
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Pootie Kickers

pootie kickers are those who excel at something or conquer a task beyond expectations.
Our team is going to kick the Pootie out of this years Challenge. Hence, we are Pootie Kickers.
by Ono Notme August 19, 2008
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pootie kicker

Individual or team declaring to kick butt of another individual or team.
I'm a pootie kicker and proud of it.
My team are the best pootie kickers around.
by get it correct August 19, 2008
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cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.
I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?
by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009
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wallaby kicker

a hot, tanned boy that finds kicking, shooting and killing wallabies very appropriate. He is often mistaken for a member from a tribe, and definitely should not be trusted with a spear.
OMG. did you just see that!

see what?

Ben just kicked a wallaby!

ohh... what a wallaby kicker.
by emily. jess. March 27, 2010
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closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010
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thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation
She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.
by roborabbit August 16, 2010
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