just shat down

The moment your cheeks hit the seat for a good Doo Doo.

Dude 1: "Hey, could you help me move this couch?"

Dude 2: "Nah, I just shat down."

by Big Ole Adam October 28, 2013

I'm just a pole

Phrase used by submissive tops in gay sex. It means that despite being the active/top they take the passive role while the bottom dominates them.

- Are you a dom top?
- No, I'm just a pole, sir...

by Hinhin April 16, 2022

she’s just a friend

what adrien loves to call marinette but he’s in love with her but he isn’t

adrien: marinette? she’s just a friend
also adrien: “m’lady” “bugaboo” “girl of my dreams”

also adrien: blind

by chatnoirisloml February 24, 2021

I'm just snacking

What you say when your man texts you asking what you doing when you sucking another nigga's dick

Bae:What you doing rn

Me:I'm just snacking *hits send after swallowing his best friend's seed

by badjokes.exe October 9, 2017

Don't just stare at it

Eat it

Patrick: Don't just stare at it, eat it.

by FunkyBigSauce September 5, 2022

Just Fuck Already

When two people keep talking to eachother in heated conversations or like they love eachother, this phrase applies to both extremes.

You(as the 3rd part) use it sarcastically for people that hate eachother but still engage eachothers conversation or company.

Or it can be used as a more vulgar version of "Get a room" for couples that are showing a lot of PDA.

People that hate eachother:

K: Fuck you, i hate you!

T: No, Fuck you bitch. I hate you!

*6 Months later*

K: Fuck you, i hate you!

T: No, Fuck you bitch. I hate you!

J: Holy shit! Its been 6 months, just fuck already!

People that like eachother:

Z: Your eyes look beautiful in the sun, i just want to grab you and hold you right now.

D: MMM, hold me Z and tell me more.

J: OH GOD... Just fuck already, jeez i need new friends.

by Chebster June 8, 2022

all of it just works

Phrase used when something promised to "just work" doesn't work at all.

Generic GNU/Linux user describing Windows: "All of it just works."

by Stromel January 29, 2021