juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

by awbabygurl March 21, 2017

Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

by TwistedNath November 11, 2009

Juice her

(When receiving head) to pull out right before orgasm and jizz all over her face.

Mr. C pulled out to juice her.

by blade-heavywalker September 7, 2012

Hank Juice

A concoction of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum of any variety, blended with some Cherry Coke and an energy drink, preferably Red Bull for some added kick if desired.

"Eh, what you want to drink over there?"

"How bout you mix me up some dat Hank Juice, make it 100!"

"Sure thing, you gonna be outti!"

by BSaari July 14, 2009

Got juice

Ability to swing the bat.

You think you've got juice?? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things!!

by Alpha whale August 27, 2016

Head Juice

Leak bodily fluids from eyes, nose or mouth. Can include the sensation of 'leaking' from the head when tripping.

1. Mop up your head juice from laughing so much, dude!

2. Pass the tissues. I feel like I am drowning in my own head juice from these 'shrooms.

by Diz-nit October 6, 2009

kunt juice

Phrase describing a general population which is comprised of vain, self-obsessed hipsters who often love the act of taking drunken photos while out late nights. Nestle into hipster hot spots, such as williamsburg and/or Venice Beach. Usually uptight when seen, having their best bitchface on. Yet come 4AM, they are shitfaced and seek you out. Loose. Sleep with many.

I was drowning in kunt juice last night!

This is kunt juice central.

by Spicy J October 23, 2007