kunt juice

Phrase describing a general population which is comprised of vain, self-obsessed hipsters who often love the act of taking drunken photos while out late nights. Nestle into hipster hot spots, such as williamsburg and/or Venice Beach. Usually uptight when seen, having their best bitchface on. Yet come 4AM, they are shitfaced and seek you out. Loose. Sleep with many.

I was drowning in kunt juice last night!

This is kunt juice central.

by Spicy J October 23, 2007

juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

by awbabygurl March 21, 2017

Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

by TwistedNath November 11, 2009

Corn juice

Any liquor derived from corn.

Son: Daddy what are you drinking?

Dad: It's corn juice, son.

Son: Can I have corn juice?

Dad: No.

by MontanaFred July 8, 2012

Got juice

Ability to swing the bat.

You think you've got juice?? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things!!

by Alpha whale August 27, 2016

Curry Juice

An alcoholic beverage made by a man of Indian decent containing a mixture of orange juice and whiskey

Damn that curry juice last night was mad gross.

by Callmetheduck March 2, 2014

Alien Juice

Alien Juice is a combination of a Magnum Forty Ounce and two Four Lokos with the flavor of your choice. Conveniently priced at $8.23, this combination of beverages is a one way ticket to total obliteration. It the the premium choice for a baller who also happens to also be on a budget.

Alien Juice is an $8.23 obliteration.

I was on the Alien Juice train last night, and it was most definitely the wrong train to be on.

by Boss Sauce March 7, 2014