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Jordan (girl) 

Pretty nice most of the time. Does stuff to get attention. Is kind of a cry baby.
Jordan is such a cry baby

Jordan (girl)

Dirty jordan 

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
Dirty jordan by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Michael Jordan 

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings
Michael Jordan by PairofPants January 16, 2011
A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.

He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
Sam: OMG! We just scored a goal!
Tom: That's because Jordan is great at football!
Jordan by ChocolateBrownies January 2, 2012

White Jordans 

White Jordans

The shoes black people wear in a white person's house that doesn't want the blackness of their feet on their carpet or wood floors.

Note:Please do not get offended by the definition. I am part white and black.
John:Hey, Darrel, you better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:Whutch you say, nigga?!
John:You better have your White Jordans on in my house!
Darrel:*Smacks the white off of him*
White Jordans by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

jack and jordan 

Two people who want to fuck each other but won't admit it
Jack and Jordan so want each other.
jack and jordan by jaminnarry June 26, 2014