The worst boyfriend ever. He will make you rethink your standards. He will ignore you, hurt you, and use you. He will that you show him your titties and give him head but will not compensate, instead he will cheat on you with his possessive and manipulative side hoe who looks like a Courtney Love wannabe and a sex doll had a child. He probably still loves you and regrets cheating on you, but can't apologize because his side chick has him ensnared in her spider web of cum.
Girl A: Boy, I sure do miss Jack.
Girl B: If you get backwith him you'll be saying the same with a VD and a child on the way!
A jack is a rare breed of an unidentifiable being, with minuscule beedy features. He will often shout “sus” or, on a good day, “sussy baka”, this would appear to be his mating call. However, recently this has been proven quite ineffective on the female species, however this makes all the males extremely Rambunctious
Jack is a Syrian American who makes racist jokes towards Latino people. He his sister is the best football player ever to exist. She catches the ball and always makes a touchdown. Jack is a sexy beast and everyone has a crush on him.
Small dick energy, sucks the moisture out of girls. Has never made a girl squirt in his life. Pretty big with a small dick. Loves hanging around girls he will never get. Probably gay.
Makes sick blends, either with a blender or by jamming out on a guitar. This wild animal may allude you for sometime and never seems to be in his natural habitat, but with the promise of food and tunes he always seems to make his way back to the jack cave