juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

by awbabygurl March 21, 2017

Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

by TwistedNath November 11, 2009

Got juice

Ability to swing the bat.

You think you've got juice?? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things!!

by Alpha whale August 27, 2016

Alien Juice

Alien Juice is a combination of a Magnum Forty Ounce and two Four Lokos with the flavor of your choice. Conveniently priced at $8.23, this combination of beverages is a one way ticket to total obliteration. It the the premium choice for a baller who also happens to also be on a budget.

Alien Juice is an $8.23 obliteration.

I was on the Alien Juice train last night, and it was most definitely the wrong train to be on.

by Boss Sauce March 7, 2014

kunt juice

Phrase describing a general population which is comprised of vain, self-obsessed hipsters who often love the act of taking drunken photos while out late nights. Nestle into hipster hot spots, such as williamsburg and/or Venice Beach. Usually uptight when seen, having their best bitchface on. Yet come 4AM, they are shitfaced and seek you out. Loose. Sleep with many.

I was drowning in kunt juice last night!

This is kunt juice central.

by Spicy J October 23, 2007

Been Juiced

When a squad, gang, or unit brings upon ruckus, destruction, and just udder madness upon a person, place, or thing.

You've been JUICED!!!

by Willy Peterson October 7, 2004

Head Juice

Leak bodily fluids from eyes, nose or mouth. Can include the sensation of 'leaking' from the head when tripping.

1. Mop up your head juice from laughing so much, dude!

2. Pass the tissues. I feel like I am drowning in my own head juice from these 'shrooms.

by Diz-nit October 6, 2009