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Glamorous mullet men

To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.

Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.

To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.

Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men
by OGGmm January 16, 2024
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Shiva Men

D Worst cricketers in d country. All of them ugly too
You batting like them Shiva men
by Dexter Sakal February 8, 2023
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La Brea Men

They Are Men Who Are Trust Worthy But Are Very Sly And Undereath Hoes. They're sexy asf but deadly.
For example:

Benard
Cadell
Malachi
Serryon
Brandon
Kylon
All la brea men are hoes
by Jackandphill January 23, 2023
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men

a species nobody can understand nor comprehend.
men:

what is a man?”

“a very odd, ugly, strange individual.”
by gola June 18, 2022
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salvadorian men

tall and dark brown men from El Salvador
tall brown salvadorian el salvador salvadorian men salvadorian man
by kingBMCdaddy February 26, 2024
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men pen

I'm going to Jimmy's to watch the game in his men pen.
by sweetshakemilk May 11, 2025
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Men

50% of the population. Are also victims of gender inequality - "man up". A man should be able to act as he pleases as long as he doesn't hurt anyone else in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, men are just as likely to be accused of robbery as they are of rape. Around 92% of rape court cases where the man is accused are true when accused by one woman, and the percentage rises to 98% true if 2+ women accuse the man.

Men often think they are the "better" sex because he was born a man. If that's the case, he's forgetting that he's only born because a WOMAN gave birth to him.

Same goes to women. If a woman thinks the female sex is "better", she's forgetting that a man aided in the creation of her.

MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL
ALL GENDERS ARE EQUAL - THAT INCLUDES MEN *AND* WOMEN
by what. the fuck. May 29, 2022
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