closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member

John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando

by Rook May 20, 2024

Closet Drowning

When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it

I am a closet fandom lover

by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021

first day out of the closet

The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.

first day out of the closet is fire. it be better than the original!

by CookieBeans February 18, 2024

closet karen

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public

“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”

by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020

closet cusser

Very sweet , shy, quiet individual, but behind closed doors has the dirtiest mouth in history.

Oh my gosh, Amanda is such a sweet girl, but I am sure she is a closet cusser.

by Strippin Zorro January 18, 2016

Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.

“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”

by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023