Hot toupee

A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.

Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".

by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016

Basic hot

When a guy is hot but there is nothing special about his hotness, in other words, you recognize that he’s hot but you’re not attracted to him

Jack Ryan from 16 Candles is hot but like basic hot

by Jalerath September 7, 2018

hot throat

A type of friction burn from suckin dick with cotton mouth

NEVER kiss a bitch on a sunday, they get hot throat by the end of the weekend.

by cuzo steve January 11, 2016

analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.

I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.

by blinky42 March 29, 2009

Hot Joshua

The act of sticking ur dick in a fire ant hill for 15 seconds before having sex to awaken the senses and increase the feeling

I got this hot date tonight so im probably gonna do a hot Joshua later

by incognido... February 25, 2019

Hick Hot

When someone is wearing cowboy boots, drives a pick up truck...is at a dive bar in the sticks...but still is super hot even with stache and mullet in toe!

Raconteurs
Kings of Leon

Kings Leon are hick hot for sure

by starpower February 12, 2009

Hot Seeper

A hot seeper is a really hot fart that comes out of the bum hole, usually following a microwavable dinner. Hot Seepers have the highest concentration of sulfur which promotes ridiculous reekage, and sometimes leaves brown fartstink-remnants in the underwears.

Oh man I was sitting at my cubicle after I polished off some instant spaghetti bolognaise and let a reeking hot seeper go under my desk. I definitely should have worn the black undies today.

by Langebone June 8, 2009