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climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️
damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder
by poopinagroup June 12, 2017
mugGet the climb her laddermug.

amnesia was her name

The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)

Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night

Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across

Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: We can't be friends.
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
mugGet the amnesia was her namemug.

her imperial todd

1. A combination of two characters: Her Imperial Condescension & Todd Howard.

2. Generally hated by both HS Fanbase and Bethesda Fanbase.

3. Can also be abbreviated as HIT.
Oh god, why is Her Imperial Todd even a thing? I hate both of them.
by HerImperialBethesdan June 13, 2019
mugGet the her imperial toddmug.

charge one to her

to fantasize about someone while masturbating, as if using credit
Guy#1 -"Man that girl is hot"
Guy#2 -"Yeah, I'll charge one to her tonight."
by this is my box February 8, 2009
mugGet the charge one to hermug.

splash in her gash

Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash
by Scooty1234 February 14, 2015
mugGet the splash in her gashmug.

Tie her shoes

V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation
Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.
by Fletchmastaflex October 18, 2012
mugGet the Tie her shoesmug.

Shredded' her Cabbage

Used as a connotation towards having sex with someone but in reality you did nothing.
"After the bar, I took Amanda home and Shredded' her Cabbage."
by Even Prime December 1, 2015
mugGet the Shredded' her Cabbagemug.

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