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Carry the Great Man

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.
Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.
by tariqk December 5, 2021
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have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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great white horny

A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.
Steer clear of Kate. She’s a real great white horny!
by Great White Horny August 19, 2018
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The Great Down Under

Another way to say Australia, or just refrencing all of Oceania.
“Bitch left me stranded in The Great Down Under, never buying a chopper pilot off EBAY again.”

“The Great Down Under has massive spiders, so im not going there.”
by onewingedblackbird October 10, 2023
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Great basketball player

Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.
by TheCaz September 11, 2021
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step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandparent is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Great canadian fishhook

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.
Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"
by Uncle Touchie December 5, 2018
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