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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull
Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...
by Creestofuh April 30, 2010
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
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Germans head

Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021
mugGet the Germans headmug.
When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
by Njames July 14, 2022
mugGet the fingering the fuck out of german womenmug.

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.
“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”
by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021
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Visiting the Germans

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend
by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016
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