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Friend Zone

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Effectively, when a man has been "fucked" by a woman...metaphorically speaking, of course.
Emotionally the equivalent of being kicked in the testicles...everyday (because you see the person who's the reason why you're in the friend zone everyday, don't you?).
As of now, modern science has been unable to find a cure.
As used in this sentence, "At least I'm not in the Friend
Zone, like that idiot over there."
In this unfortunate situation, the guy is mistaken on both counts: 1) he is in the Friend Zone, BAD, cuz he doesn't even know what the hell's going on, and 2) the other guy he is refering to is a bad example, because he is obviously gay, and therefore has no sexual feelings for the women he is around, and is more acurately placed in the lesser known or traversed, "GirlFriend Zone". Currently, no known straight male has yet been this far gone, so very little is available about this terrifying area.
by Elijah Bowman December 12, 2008
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friend request

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Myspace term.

When someone want's to become your "Friend" on myspace, they have the ability to comment/message them.
Jane looks at John's myspace and decides he's hot. or, hawt l0lz so hardcore!

Jane presses the friend request button, asking John to become her friend.

John then see's the friend request when he logs on. He has the ability to choose whether he want's Jane to be his friend or not. He clicks Decline because Jane isn't scene enough!

See Jane cry. =
by 0MFG S00 EMO GABBI! September 7, 2008
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Friend zone

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When a girl won't fuck you after you've been "nice" to her.
"I've been trying to get in her pants for weeks by doing nice things and she turned me down for a guy that actually values her as a person!!!"

"What a bitch, frriiieeenndzzzoonnee"

"Whaaat?? She put you in the friend zone?! Tough break bro"

"Poor guy D:"
by Wouldyoulikesome December 11, 2013
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friend in town

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I can't make love with you tonight. I've got a friend in town.
by Bleepish224 May 19, 2009
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friend zone

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Where David is right now
by JP March 28, 2005
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Friend of the family

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A straight person with a number of gay friends.

See Family
by GenxGeek February 3, 2012
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Friend-in-Lease

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Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.
Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.
by Dave R October 9, 2005
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