five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

Man-Five

To High five somebody as fast and hard as possible. Usually requires a run-up. This should end (if done correctly) in very painful, red hands.

Dude! That man-five was awesome, my hand's so swolen I can't even move it!

by Samii-x January 12, 2009

foxy five

only the best dancers in all of america.
they are the coolest and will kick your asses. you dont want to be near all five of these foxy chicks when theyre pissed off;)

Did you see those foxy five? Damnnnn were they fine.

by FoxyNumber2 February 10, 2010

skype five

giving a high five through skype

woo good job. skype five!

by skype_lover August 5, 2010

Five-ish

It is when you attempt to have a "High Five" with someone, but barely making contact with each other's hands creating a "Five-ish".

"High Five!"
*Barely makes contact with other hand*
"Or a Five-ish..."

by AngelWings111 November 22, 2011

Five course knuckle shuffle

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

five armed girlfriend

Your jack off hand basically

I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry

by the unitato September 22, 2013