citizen evil

a person or thing, usually a woman, that does deeply despicable and violent acts without being caught and having a malicious intent, such as abandoning babies/children, the killing of animals, extreme domestic violence, extreme, cruel, and unusual punishments on children, etc.

She left her one year old baby boy all by himself at home when she went on a week long vacation! It died on the second night. What is she, citizen evil?

by astrophilaic May 20, 2020

the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.

i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Evil

When you're hungry and pass by McDonalds and Wendy's while you're broke

hungry broke evil

by Heeeeemooooww November 12, 2017

evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.

Evil hand is such a retard.

by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017

Evil Sheese

An insane or bonkers Sheese created by the sheese god

Im being eaten by an evil sheese

I don't know why the sheese god is making me fight an evil sheese

by Lin Siden October 26, 2022

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

Evil Mitski

Evil Mitski is a flip on the popular artist Mitski created by fans. Some of her joke songs include:

I bet on Winning Cats
Somebody
Solid Rough
A Diamond
Class of 3102
Dishwasher Liver

Guy 1: Dude, have you heard of Evil Mitski?
Guy 2: get out of my house

by CoryXZeeke January 19, 2025