e-pigeon

When someone takes so long to answer your email that you might as well send a homing pigeon.

I sent him an email hoping to get a reply quick but have been waiting for three days now. Is this some kind of e-pigeon?

by QuasiName April 8, 2011

E. Wheazy

A heartfelt request or plea to 'stop hatin' and 'start participatin,' particularly in an effort to defuse a tense situation. See also: 'Twinkle Twinkle.'

Come on, man. E. Wheazy! Come on, baby. Come on, I'm clownin', baby.

by jpsartrean April 12, 2011

R.E.D.D Army

During the creation of the Empire during the days following the collapse of the UNSC, a notion was put forward by the Imperial High Command that new a breed of solider was needed to protect the galaxy from those wishing to create instability and disruption throughout the colonies. In response to this, the Emperor ordered the creation of the:

Royal Enforcers

The elite of the new Imperial Armed Forces. These men and women serve the Empire in exemplary fashion, displaying courage, and determination for the Glory of the Empire.

Within this branch of the almighty Imperial Military, the:

Deployment Division

Is the pinnacle of this section, being the most highly trained, and most fearsome combatants the Empire has to offer. Responsible for the liberation of countless systems, and partaking in famous battles such as the Battle Of Mamore and the Waterworks Station Campaign. They are an extension of the Emperor himself, being led by only his appointed Field Marshal's outside of regular Imperial Command chains, and are his most trusted soldiers in the entirety of the Imperium.

It is our duty, honor, and privilege to fight for the Empire. It gives us pleasure to liberate worlds from their imperfect governments, to save them from themselves, and to spread the Emperor's rule to as many systems as possible. We march with pride for the Emperor, we are the R.E.D.D.

there is this team called the R.E.D.D army at forerunner conflict.

by xxXENOPIRATExx April 4, 2013

e-diarrhea

When an electronic inbox is suddenly dumped with tonnes of messages after extended holidays sans technology or long periods without mobile coverage.

I had been away from work for a month and after opening outlook, my inbox had a bad case of e-diarrhea.

by The Street Guru October 4, 2012

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

e. lake hiphop assoc

e. lake hiphop assoc also known as East Lake Hip-Hop Association is an affiliation and subsidiary of the Hip Hop Association; a group that has established many platforms of community and post-secondary philanthropy in cities such as Seattle, Manhattan and Bellingham.
East Lake Stevens Hip Hop Association is the senior pilot simulation controlling the Lion's International's affiliation of Adopt-A-Street in Lake Stevens, Washington.

Hey bro, did you go to The Jumpoff and watch that 12 year old rip the mic?

Nah, kidd, we were doing a food drive for Emerald City Athletic Club at The Street. The Ave was present, while we were reppin' our set of assorted wheel-rims on 10th for the glory of the Creator and those that participated were amongst the highest: we had BBOY HarcH, Prince Poseidon, Triton, Jupiter, Tin, Mercury, Diana, Prometheus, Juno, Oceanides, Phoebe, Rhea, MonHarcH, Staccato, Jay Abrams, Vesta, Pluto, Ceres, Doris, Oceanus, Tethys, Phorcys, Ceto, Achilles, Hercules, Apollo, Minerva, Lacona, Xanthus, Ion, Vesta, Japetus, Nereus, and even Helen was there for e. lake hiphop assoc

by googlespander-gold-mine December 14, 2013

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

by Dyalect March 5, 2015