Shitty duck

The act off pooping in the bathtub

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop

by Apstrak September 18, 2016

duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

by Steven beeven November 24, 2016

Play the duck

• Pretending to be oblivious;
Dont play the duck when you're a goose, silly!
(Like when you know that they know that you know they're lying but they duck the truth looking like a silly goose).

• It can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck- but it's still a fucking goose.
(You're not even fooling you, silly goose).

• Duck the pigs, you silly goose.
(Got birds in the back, trying not to quack).

🦆🦆

Something she would say: "You dont have to play the duck around me, I'm pretty chill".

by SARADOX (plutos promise) January 10, 2020

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

tossing ducks

Throwing the football so damn good it's like its flying.

The quarterback was tossing ducks out there

by Crackswar March 18, 2015

Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018

The Ducking Butterfly

(verb)
First, partner (A) must put their right foot behind their left ear.
Partner (B) must then place their left palm over partner (A)'s eyes. In order to complete this Kamasutra move, both partners must rapidly swing their arms back and forth.

My boyfriend and I were getting bored, you know in bed... So we wanted to try a new position. And since I am so flexible, we tried the Ducking Butterfly.
sex ducking butterfly kamasutra

by Kamasutraxprt February 28, 2013