ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 02, 2006

Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 27, 2011

drunk blush

When a person's complexion changes due to their alcohol intake, usually making areas of their face redder than normal. Generally starts at the cheeks and works it's way over the majority of the face; drunk emotions become more exaggerated as the color spreads.

Honey how much have you had to drink? You've got your drunk blush on.

by lacelove January 24, 2012

drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 03, 2009

Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

drunk file

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.

Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.

by peteycrack April 07, 2010

drunk kiss

When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.

guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.

by yourmanpeter March 16, 2017